- Eat potato chips for breakfast.
- Learn (feebly attempt) how to knit/crochet/do anything with needles.
- Sew patches on a uniform.
- Read books about still born babies.
- Manage (feebly attempt) your finances.
- Sit by the bucket of Halloween candy.
- Get on the bathroom scale.
- Watch the CMA Awards.
- Walk by a mirror when naked.
- Become part of a large crowd in a small space.
Some of the things on the list really are no-brainers. As in you should really just NEVER do them, no matter what the situation (can I get a shout out for #1 and #6 anyone? Oh, and what the hell, let's throw #9 in there too, K?).
As for the rest, well, what can I say? Some things you must do in order to live your life. But they might be just a tad easier with a large amount of Prozac on board.
Kristin